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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?DO NOT USE - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?DO NOT USE

Anger

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Agreement American Actress

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

American Actress

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

American Actress

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

American Actress Hope

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

Know how to do anything - IÃ¢â¬â¢m a mom - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Know how to do anything - IÃ¢â¬â¢m a mom

Mom

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

American Actress Home

I call myself a 'domestic goddess - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I call myself a 'domestic goddess

I am so sad. She was a great person and a genius to work with. We will all miss her. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I am so sad. She was a great person and a genius to work with. We will all miss her.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect - Roseanne Barr Quotes

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect

Hell

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

American Actress

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

American Actress Appearance

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

American Actress Power

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

American Actress Heart

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

American Actress Children

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say,

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

American Actress Earth

Excuse the mess but we live here. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Excuse the mess but we live here.

American Actress Excuse

They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.

Trade

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them.

I was completely nuts for most of my life. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

American Actress Life

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most, - Roseanne Barr Quotes

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most,

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job. - Roseanne Barr Quotes

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

American Actress

Know how to do anything - IÃâ m a mom - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Know how to do anything - IÃâ m a mom

Mom

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say,

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, ""Sorry, we're open.""

Know how to do anything - Im a mom - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Know how to do anything - Im a mom

Mom

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
DO NOT USE - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? DO NOT USE

Anger

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? - Roseanne Barr Quotes

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

American Actress

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